Itsuko got married in the spring
So did you see that new band that she's in?
I swear to god
I swear to god
I swear to god like nothing that you've heard of

Ryan got sent home from his commune because the
Kibbutz found his hands too big
To operate machinery
And watches come in one designer size
Smallest

Ely hates the sound of all the ants that
Roland keeps in jars beside the bed
And if they crack would they eat us
As swifty and as soundly as we slept
Oh, God, please?

Tiny nanobots will try to fix your broken heart

Jacob's paranormal tendencies are duly noted by his enemies
And Katie knows he reads her mind And this extends beyond the carnival
Hooplah

Older only by two minutes more we find Clive's evil twin is beating him
So why did all the muscle genes determine to get busy in one egg
It's unfair

Shula met a TV entertainer and she sends him packages of love
Authorities now intercept, they recognise the writing in her fevered hand
Oh!

Scientists will find a way to make you smile again
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Oh what can I say, what can I say to help you through this?...