To all of you sexual deviants that have perversely lost your way
To all of you with loved ones that have been immorally led astray
Fear no more, have faith in us, gods soldiers are here to appease
We'll save you from immorality by helping to rid you of this horrid disease
Bring the gays, the lesbians and bisexuals- we've got the cure
Bring the queers, the transsexuals, and transgendereds- we've got the cure
Bring the sinful, bring the immoral, bring the sick- we've got the cure
Change your ways, ignore your instincts, repress your feelings- sin no more
This disease can now be treated with god's help these sinners can be cured
And traditional Christian gender roles can be forcibly restored
But just like with alcoholics, all of our efforts can't succeed
If they'd rather live in denial and refuse to get the help they need
Bring the gays, the lesbians and bisexuals- we've got the cure
Bring the queers, the transsexuals, and transgendereds- we've got the cure
Bring the sinful, bring the immoral, bring the sick- we've got the cure
Change your ways, ignore your instincts, repress your feelings- sin no more
People are not born this way like these gay rights activists suggest
We've conducted our own "impartial" studies and have determined that we're correct
It's an unnatural, corrupt behavior that threatens spirituality and health
We can cure these sexual deviants if they're willing to help themselves
Bring the gays, the lesbians and bisexuals- we've got the cure
Bring the queers, the transsexuals, and transgendereds- we've got the cure
Bring the sinful, bring the immoral, bring the sick- we've got the cure
Change your ways, ignore your instincts, repress your feelings- sin no more