Feeling curious, I started planning,
Just 'till I solve the local laws.
Pushing buttons, wearing dirty gym shoes,
Fingerprints line the hallway walls. (Walls.)

Witness guide is formulating arrangement.
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.
I watch you lock the lock and loose your keys.
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.
Your ignorance betrays our little arrangement.
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.
And now you've got me locked up in your fucking little dummyroom.
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.

A smiling fan prescribed the potion,
To keep me occupied while on parole.
Ten years later I saw the ceiling,
Reflecting back through my toilet bowl.

Witness guide is formulating arrangement.
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.
I watch you lock the lock and loose your keys.
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.
Your ignorance betrays our little arrangement.
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.
And now you've got me locked up in your fucking little dummyroom.
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.

Duh, duh, duh, dummy room!
I'm not the only fucking dummy.
Duh, duh, duh, dummy room!
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.
Duh, duh, duh, dummy room!
I'm not the only little dummy.
Duh, duh, duh, dummy room!
Wow!

Witness guide is formulating arrangement.
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.
I watch you lock the lock and loose your keys.
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.
Your ignorance betrays our little arrangement.
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.
And now you've got me locked up in your fucking little dummyroom.
I'm not the only dummy in this dummyroom.

(Dummy room, dummy room.)
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy.
(Dummy room, dummy room.)
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy.
(Dummy room, dummy room.)
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy.
(Dummy room, dummy room.)
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy,
Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummyroom.