(50 Cent): Next and 50 (Uh-huh) Next and 50 Next and 50 Next and 50 Yo, yo my imagination Is more vivid than life Playboy November Issue page three was my wife I ain't never had a problem With going for dough I did a Jordan in the box I grew it myself I go up and down Like a merry go round Visions of some splash I touch on myself When ain't no shorties To touch me After this joint Half the hood Gon' want to fuck me (R.L.): I can imagine you're here In your Vicky panties And brassier yeah It's like Your sexy moans I hear Got a player gettin' wet Down there, I swear I close my eyes And when you appear Me on top you on top even From the rear yeah Call in sick to work Can't get worse Damn I'm a jerk (Next): I'm all alone And I'm trippin' my girl I keep on missin Got me fiendin' for the kitten I call but she don't listen I make the decision To handle my own business Back and forth with the rhythm Till I make the jizm I'm a jerk (R.L.): I e-mailed you Tried the cell too Tried to contact you But I failed too Pants swelled too What should I do? Touch myself? When I thought about you [50 Cent] Yo, yo at the end of the road Home sick than being sick of home I'd rather have a short to help me Then do it on my own Check me out I'd rather beat my own dick than trick That's a quote from BIG I take it back ya dig? I play the block To get my work off D's come I murk off Do a bid for rape fuck that I'd rather jerk off Listen time's money so I'm only into quickies I'm not a pretty boy so I ain't never been picky I make it real easy for you To bop to this Man I pop the Cris And I rock the wrist New CL 500 I'mma cop this shit It only come hard top So I'mma chop this shit Ballers they don't chase chicks They chase chips Champagne you take sips They guzzle the shit Only a selected few Can rock to this Kaygee, 50 Cent Next, ya stoppin' this? Repeat 1 (2x) Loving me like me Especially when wife be acting funny Cause it don't need for no money And it can be so lovely Take your hand and aim to please Don't drip a drip on your Dungarees Take a towel and cover your jeans Move it back And forth till you see babies Repeat 1 (2x) I'm a jerk, if your a jerk How do it work? Show me how you move it back And forth now baby For the guys and the girls Move it all around now work, oh yeah