He wrote a po-em of a letter, And i filed it in the trash In front of him. Oh! I thought a present'd be better... Yeah, she took it back for cash, Like, on a whim. Oh! I'd be confused if... (bv: you what?) I hadn't made 'er cry. But i've abused her. (bv: i felt almost guilty once.) He says to quit it. (bv: or what?) If he only knew... It's just the beginning. I'm comin' out on top! (bv adam: no she's not!) I'm tyin' his hands! The player's gettin' played at his own game! She really oughta stop! (bv electrovamp: well i'm not!) She hasn't a chance! No way she's beatin' me at my own game! Playing hardball... I dedicated her a song, in- -stead of listening to it, She turned it off. Oh! He asked, "what am i doing wrong?" I replied, "existing - quit," And kinda coughed. Oh! Cuts me Down to Inches Tall and Calls it all Playing hardball! Proud? he Was be- -fore the Fall; his Baby doll's Playing hardball. He's gotta earn me. (bv adam: as if!)