Hey, Hey! I Want A Chinese Takeaway Hey, Hey! Wow Wow Wow! (2x) Went to the fish shop Went to the chip shop Went to the burger shop Didn't have a long stop Hey, Hey! I Want A Chinese Takeaway Hey, Hey! Wow Wow Wow! (2x) Went to these places Didn't like their faces No Television No Competition Hey, Hey! I Want A Chinese Takeaway Hey, Hey! Wow Wow Wow! (2x) Hey, Hey! I Want A Chinese Takeaway Hey, Hey! Wow Wow Wow! (2x) Now I'm in the right shop To stop my hunger Can't make my mind up I'll just pick a number Hey, Hey! I Want A Chinese Takeaway Hey, Hey! Wow Wow Wow! (6x)