Love unfolds on a spiral
Like a load in a cycle
My laundry is dirty
Take this as the first warning

Tumble-dry relationships
When their love rinses up it’s time to spin
Line them up and take a pick
Seeing who can really hang with sin

Dustin' off my dirty laundry
Get to work if you want wet dreams
If you like my dirty laundry

There's no need for you to clean me
Washin' off my dirty laundry
Turning love waves on speed setting
Wait till it's dry

I panic, have habits
Nothing in the pile matches
Run from love
There's no gloves
To fuck my whole damn world up

Sabotage relationships
When the Sun rises up, it's time to dip
Camouflaging addiction
Scary types that crawl under the skin

Dustin' off my dirty laundry
Get to work if you want wet dreams
If you like my dirty laundry

There's no need for you to clean me
Washin' off my dirty laundry
Turning love waves on speed setting
Wait till it's dry

Drank till I couldn't stand
I slept with the entire band
Trashed a hotel in Leeds
Risked love dodging a std
Breakups, I've had my fix

Die fast, live young
'Cause life's a bitch
Sad memories to fry
Have no more tears here left to cry

Dustin' off my dirty laundry
Get to work if you want wet dreams
If you like my dirty laundry

There's no need for you to clean me
Washin' off my dirty laundry
Turning love waves on speed setting
Wait till it's dry