You asked me to dinner You brought me stuff Now what do I make of that You made me an offer I called your bluff Now you're an amnesiac Driving with one hand on the wheel Ordering luck with every meal Feeding on hope again never mind how Small a portion I said like we do Like we'd like to think I'll take care of myself And who would've thought that Initial drink Would clear an entire shelf Driving with one hand on the wheel Ordering luck with every meal Feeding on hope again never mind how Small a portion You should look at it realistically I know you couldn't be in love with me You sat there as dumb As a dog or cat Just hoping it's for the best As if anything ever Comes from that Except an appalling mess Driving with one hand on the wheel Ordering luck with every meal Feeding on hope again never mind how Small a portion Now you didn't bank On the alchemy That flattery turns to love (possibly could be) But you took that obstructions Cause with top-heavy structures Will always be There'll always be The danger of falling off The danger of falling off Driving with one hand on the wheel Not knowing how or what to feel You only knew that it was enough to be Feeling something