Whiskey and wine, drink 'em at the same time
No I won’t wait in line, don't you know who I think I am?
All Stars 2 winner, didn't I eat no dinner
Not getting any thinner, just drunk, drunk, drunk

Broke into the dressing room
Dragula like Frankie Doom
Spilled a drink on your costume
Can’t remember what I said to you

Probably inappropriate
Full of piss and full of shit
Zip me in to your outfit
I'm about to throw a fit

Mind erased, red in the face
Drinkin' at a rapid pace, drinkin' at a rapid pace
Mind erased, red in the face
Drinkin' at a rapid pace, drinkin' at a rapid pace
Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a second?

Getting kicked out of Mickey's on a Monday night
Getting kicked out of Mickey's on a Monday night
Getting kicked out of Mickey’s on a Monday night
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down

Time to sweep the floor-ah, selfie with Kimora
Jasmine Masters up there rockin’ Dora the Explorer
Morgan McMichaels, Eureka O'Hara
The management has been alerted, I’m a fucking terror

I'm even too drunk for Cory, don't repeat this story
I'm hiding bodies in the closet like I’m Dorian Corey
Blacking out like Britney, someone's doing Whitney
Somebody call a Jitney, bae is upset with me

Mind erased, red in the face
Drinkin' at a rapid pace, drinkin' at a rapid pace
Mind erased, red in the face
Drinkin' at a rapid pace, drinkin' at a rapid pace

Getting kicked out of Mickey's on a Monday night
Getting kicked out of Mickey's on a Monday night
Getting kicked out of Mickey's on a Monday night
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down

Getting kicked out, Mickey's on a Monday night
Getting kicked out, Mickey's on a Monday night
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down