Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer From smoking too many cigarettes But I must confess that he did quite profess To being the coolest motherfucker I ever met Thats 'cause smoking makes you cool And smoking makes you rule So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke And you'll be the most popular kid in school The coolest kid in school Well I've traveled millions of Marlboro miles But I haven't gotten anywhere And I've made a million dollars in Camel cash But I'm still just broke as when I started But thats ok because smoking makes you cool And smoking makes you rule So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke And you'll be the most popular kid in school But only if you smoke Parliament