Jeremy’s so stoned I’d be surprised if he saw the tears in Sherry’s eyes She’s standing in the corner staring at the floor I wonder what the hell he did this time? Normally I wouldn’t care to be so bold Tonight I think I’ll ask her what is wrong She seems a bit embarrassed and I understand I say: I wish that you were having a good time She says: You know I’ve never really met someone like you I’m not one to speak up but I’ve had a few So I start cutting Jeremy right in two I say: I don’t know what you see in him It seems to me that all he ever does is bring you down I’m spilling my drink as I really start Tearing one of my best friends apart She’s getting uneasy and my drunken speech ends As my hand finds it’s way to hers And I say: You know I’ve never really met someone like you Jeremy walks over And to my surprise Sherry puts her arm around his side