A foot in the street & a foo in the gutter - that's on foot in the morning rain - Just round the corner, a hole full of water, and hot dog!, it's a holiday! Splish splash in a pool of puddle, don't trip up on a tidal wave - you'll crash in a murky muddle… Then you'll know how it feels To know you're not real. Went for a walk and I climbed up a tower - it seemed like a thousand years til I reached the top - oh, and I picked a flower that grew through the stratosphere! Drop down to a cloud or jetstream don't trip up on a weathervane - you'll drown in a world or wet dream… Then you'll know how it feels To know you're not real. I wrote a letter and I gave it to Jenny - I hoped for some return. Next time I saw her she gave me a penny wrapped up in a gummy worm - Run round in a field or meadow - don't trip up on a sugarcane - Fall down in a lazy shadow… Then you'll know how it feels To know you're not real.