Kate: Oh Nicky, Nicky, bad news. Nicky: What's the matter Kate? Kate: I can't go with you to the Phish concert at the Aquarium. Nicky: Oh no, I was looking forward to that! Kate: Me too. Nicky: Oh, why can't you come? Kate: I got jury duty. Nicky: Jury duty? Kate: Mm Hm. Nicky: Aw, Kate, you don't have to go to Jury duty. Kate: Yes I do. I got this summons in the mail, it says I have to go. Nicky: Oh, what summons? Kate: This one. Nicky: No. WHAT summons? Kate: THIS one. Nicky: No Kate you don't understand: Tear it up and throw it away. Kate: What? Nicky: Throw it away, Throw it away! Tear it up and throw it away. And go about your day! Kate: Oh, I can't do that! This is an official summons. Nicky: Oh! An official summons. Well, why didn't you say so? Tear it up and throw it away! Kate: Just. Tear it up? Nicky: Yeah! And throw it away! Tear it up and throw it away, so you and I can play. Kate: But, isn't it my civic duty? Nicky: Aw! Who gives a doody? The government employees already know, For many reasons many people just won't show. A piece of mail's an easy thing to overlook, so just like the airlines, they overbook! Kate: Oh! Both: Tear it up and throw it away! Throw it away! Throw it away! Tear it up and throw it away, Nicky: It's perfectly okay. Kate: Ah! Oh but wait a minute, wait a minute. It says here the penalty is 30 days in jail. Nicky: KATE! No one's ever gone to jail! Gone to jail! Gone to jail! Have you ever heard of anyone who's gone to jail, Kate: Oh! 'Cause something got lost in the mail! OH! Nicky: Exactly! Both: Tear it up and throw it away! Throw it away! Throw it away! Tear it up and throw it away! (tear) Nicky: Yeah, you got it! Kate: Did not! Nicky: Right! Both: And go about your day! Nicky: Only the little people do jury duty Kate! Kate: Yeah!