Nicky Help the homeless! Help the homeless! Ooh! Hey Princeton! Give me a quarter! Here in my hat! Come on, Princeton! It's as easy as that! Helping others brings you Closer to God So give me a quarter Princeton I don't have any change Nicky Hmmm.... Okay Give me a dollar Princeton That's not what I meant Nicky Give me a five Princeton Are you kidding? Nicky The more you give The more you get That's being alive! All I'm asking you Is to do what Jesus Christ would do He'd give me a quarter Why don't you? Princeton All right, all right, here you go Nicky Ahh, thanks! Princeton Take care Whoa! Nicky What's the matter? Princeton I feel generous! I feel compassionate! Nicky You do? Princeton Yeah! I feel like a new person - a good person! Helping other people out makes you feel fantastic! Nicky That's what I've been trying to tell you- Princeton All this time I've been running around thinking About me, me, me - and where has it gotten me! I'm gonna do something for someone else! Nicky Me? Princeton No - Kate! I'm going to raise the money to build that Stupid Monster School she's always talking about! Give me your money! Nicky What? Princeton I need it for Kate! Nicky I need it to eat! Princeton Come on, Nicky! Nicky Aww, get lost! Princeton It'll make you feel great! Nicky So would a burger! Princeton When her dream comes true It'll all be partly Thanks to you So give me your money! Nicky I'd like to, but I can't Princeton Give me your money! Nicky I'd like to, but I need it! Princeton Give me your money! Nicky I'd like to, but I'm homeless! I can't! I need it! I'm homeless! I can't! I need it! I'm homeless! I can't! I need it! I'm homeless! Okay, here you go Princeton Thank you! Nicky Suddenly I am feeling Closer to God It's time to stop begging It's time to start giving! What can I give to Rod? Something he'll like so much he'll take me back Ooh, I know! I'll find him a boyfriend! Princeton That's the spirit! Both When you help others You can't help helping yourself! When you help others You can't help helping yourself! Gary Coleman Hey boys, what's the hat for? Nicky Ooh, we're collecting money! Princeton It's for Kate! We're raising money to help build her dream school! Give us your money! Nicky You'll be glad that you did! Gary Coleman That's just what my parents told me When I was a kid Shit Nicky But giving feels so great Gary Coleman And I bet it wouldn't hurt Your chances with Kate Princeton Well, that too Gary Coleman I'll give you a dollar Princeton You're a gentleman And a scholar Christmas Eve We so happy! We just exchange all your wedding gifts for cash! Brian Honey, don't tell THEM that! Christmas Eve We get about 2, 000 bucks! Brian Uh, yeah, so - thanks, everybody! Christmas Eve We rich! Princeton Give us your money! Nicky Give us your money! Gary Coleman Give us your goddamn money! Princeton Give us the dough! Nicky/Gary Coleman Give us the dough! Princeton/Nicky/Gary Coleman We're raising money For a Monster School But we've got a ways to go Princeton Sounds like you've Got money to burn Nicky And it's not like money That you had to earn Princeton/Nicky/Gary Coleman So give us your money - Christmas Eve A monster school? Brian Sounds like a good cause Christmas Eve Give me your wallet Princeton Oh my gosh! I don't know how to thank you guys I mean, Kate will be so grateful! That kind of money is such a great start Gary Coleman Yeah, $15 Princeton $15? Christmas Eve Every little bit help Nicky Looks like we're gonna have to ask MORE people! All Hey! Give us your money! All that you've got! Just fork it on over Gary Coleman Or some puppets Will get shot! Princeton Hey! All It's time to pass the hat Gary Coleman And there's nothing you can do 'bout that All So give us your money! Give us your money! Give us your money! When you help others You can't help helping yourself! When you help others You can't help helping yourself! Every time you Do good deeds You're also serving Your own needs When you help others You can't help helping yourself! When you give To a worthy cause You'll feel as jolly As Santa Clause When you help others You can't Help Helping yourself!