Everyone gather round now sing him a song just in case by tomorrow it happens he's gone For two weeks and seven days our fair foreign friend I have this feeling we might never see Steven again We thought he was gone but he's come back again last week it was funny now the jokes wearing thin everyone knows now that every night now will be Steven's last night in town He's charmed everyone here except for Tamara Easter who later revealed to him her innermost secrets won us over with stories about Linda McCartney lost points with the ladies for saying h couldn't love a woman with cellulite We thought he was gone but he's come back again last week it was funny now the jokes wearing thin everyone knows now that every night now will be Steven's last night in town We were talking 'bout something seems like was funny then Steven got quiet I think Steven was mad maybe he wasn't mad but we felt really strange in the moment but the moment was past and forgotten abour We thought he was gone but he's come back again last week it was funny now the jokes wearing thin everyone knows now that every night now will be Steven's last night in town