Goin' home late last night Suddenly I got a fright Yeah, I looked through a window and suprise what I saw: Fairy boots are dancin' with a dwarf All right now! Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes Oh, right now! Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes Allright now! So I went to the doctor to see what he would give me He said, "Son, son, you've gone too far 'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do" Yeah!