A               G
Grandma has new dentures
    A               G
To eat the crust of pizza
      A               G
Been taken out by her daughter
A                    G
Because she thought she ought'a
    A                G
The kids are eating snickers
A                   G
Because they're so delicious
A                    G
Then there's sticky fingers
A                 G  B   C
And mother loses her knickers

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      Eb          Bb           C
Bank holiday comes six times a year
           Eb              Bb        C
Days of enjoyment to which everybody cheers
      Eb           Bb               C
Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer
                C  Bb   G
......then its back to work A.G.A.I.N.

A             G
Bar-b-que is cooking
A           G
Sausages and chicken
     A         G
The patio is buzzing
     A                     G
The neighbours they are looking
A               G
John is down the fun pub
A                  G
Drinking lots of lager
A                 G
Girls and boys are on the game
A                         G   B   C
And all the high streets look the same

(chorus)
(instrumental same as verse and chorus)
(chorus) x2