Globe Alone

C#  B     C#           F#
Who maddest one on the M1
C#  B     C#           F#
Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
C#  B     C#           F#
Who very straight and never grins
C#  B     C#           F#
Who cares what car he's driving in

C#               Bb              Eb     B
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
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And if he doesn't get what
Bb                  Eb        B
He wants then he'll get a headache
           C#        Bb        Eb     B
Because he wants it, needs it, almost loves it
C#   Bb            F#
He's here on his own, on globe alone

C#  B      C#           F#
Who joined health club to glisten
C#  B   C#        F#
Into hi fi precision
C#  B      C#           F#
Who's mobile phone gives him the bone
C#  B      C#           F#
Who very keen on Sharon Stone

C#  B       C#           F#
Who only eats at the new Brasserie
C#  B     C#    F#
Who only ever gets merry
C#  B       C#           F#
Who wouldn't be seen at bed time
C#  B       C#           F#
Without putting Calvin Kleins on