A         C    A       E 
This is a public warning 
   A       C    A       E 
Be careful when you are out  
        G    D    Db   G 
We are having freaky weather  
        A       C  A    E Eb D 
There's alot of it about 
A       C    A       E 
The terraces are swinging  
       A      C   A      E 
He's a monkey on the roof  
        G    D    Db   G 
You've seen him on the telly  
   A        C   A   E   E6  Eb  D 
So let me introduce your host tonight 
 
A   C  A   E 
T.O.P.M.A.N  
   A         C    A  E 
He's naughty by nature 
   A         C    A  E 
On doubles and chasers  
          G    D Db  G 
He's a little boy racer  
  E                  Eb        D 
Shooting guns on the high street of love 
 
A              C    A        E       A       C    A    E 
In a crowd it's hard to spot him, but anonymity can cost 
 
        G    D    Db  G           A    C   A     E Eb D 
He's never cheap n cheerful, He's Hugo and he's Boss  
     A         C    A      E   A    C    A    E 
He's riding through the desert on a Camel light 
    G     D  Db  G           A     C    A    E 
And on a magic carpet, He'll fly away tonight  
 Eb       D 
Open sesame 
  
A   C  A   E 
T.O.P.M.A.N  
   A     C    A  E 
Sees her in double  
   A       C   A   E 
Then pukes on the pavement  
        G     D     Db   G 
Likes her all clean and shaven 
   E                   Eb      D 
Shooting guns on the high street of love