Washed up on the shoreline getting sand in my face I took it hard and now I'm spending my days Drunk lying around in total comfort and sin And if you believe me I can do it again Sold out all my friends and then I took it easy Everybody said they never would believe me I paid no attention to the very end Oh, yeah! I think I started a trend Dead clothes horses running crazy out of the gates Player haters in the meadow learning how to create Big belly, well, he said he was a man from L.A. He seemed okay and so I signed it away