Here They come in their cuffed levi's Hair slicked back theyre real tough guys black tshirt and a bad attitude better not step on their blue suede shoes livin in a time thats long since gone its not quite right theres something wrong look there goes another betty page get with it chick its all the rage CHORUS Hes really really really rockabilly really really really rockabilly he pissed in his pants hes to drunk to care hes wearin 1956 underwear theres neo rockabilly theres pysco-rockabilly theres starbucks orange country rockabilly theres euro-ja-ja-wir-machen-rockin rockabilly influenced rockabilly theres australian-shrimp-on-the-barbie-carry-your-surfboard-to-sears-to-buy-your-rolled-up-levi's rockabilly theres rock-a-johnny rocka-a-sally rock-a-hillbilly its all so stupid and its just plain silly (CHORUS) The man at the door he's a rockabilly guy he said you cant come in your pompadours to high better grow them sideburns get a tattoo on your neck drink pabst blue ribbon drive a rockabilly wreck has it come to this? I want a new job rockabilly retards and rockabilly slobs it used to be fun to play the guitar now I just want to run real real far (CHORUS)