You know I don't like dancin' An' I don't like to bop Too much movement's exertion Makes me wish I could drop Dro' dro' dro' dro' dro' dro' drop An' I don't like french kissin' Cos you swallow my tongue And you think that you're oh so very old You only want me 'cos you think I'm so young Yo' yo' yo' yo' yo' yo' young All right Ok No way An' I wish I was sixteen again Then things would be such fun All the things I'd do would be the same But they're much more fun Than when you're twenty wo' wo' wo' wo' wo' one All right Ok No way An' I hate modern music Disco boogie pop They go on an' on an' on an' on an' on How I wish they would stop