Well, well, well, well, well, well Let me get a look at the menagerie You must be amethyst, you must be garnet And pink diamond's, pearl, well She took you with her, isn't that just Swell? (But it can't be) Oh but it can be, and it is I've got a new style And few new toys That are gonna put and end to your happily ever after Once and for all! (Wow, wow, wow this has got to be a misunderstanding!) (In case you haven't heard, I've estabilished peace across the gala) Yeah, yeah I've heard I've had your little message to the universe on loop! I just love that part Where pink diamond spend the rest of her days on this nowhere planet With a bunch of nobodies! That's right I heard the story over and over again Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends That's right I heard the story, don't really like how it ends Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends What did she say about me, what did she say? What did you do without me, what did you do? Did you play games without me, what did you play? Did you think all this time that I wouldn't find out about you? Ah, that's right I heard the story over and over again Gee, its swell to finally meet her other friends I came from the garden alone She told me that I was her own She'd walk with me, talk with me, made me feel I was at home But thousands of years, they go by Just happy to stay and play nice Allegiance to her I had sworn but this Time it had turned to a rose full of thorns Who am I? Who am I? What are you even saying? I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing Let's play another game This time I get to win Life on the line Winner takes all Ready or not let's begin That's right I heard the story over and over again Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other friends Oh, that's right I heard the story, don't really like how it ends Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other Other Other Other Friends