Another bride Another June Another Sunny honeymoon Another season Another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes A lot of rice The groom Is nervous He answers twice It's really killin' That he's so willin' To make whoopee Picture A little love nest Down where The roses cling Picture the same Sweet love nest Think what a year Can bring, yes He's washin' dishes And baby clothes He's so ambitious He even sews But don't forget Folks That's what you Get folks For makin' whoopee Another year Oh, maybe less What's this I hear? Well Can't you guess? She feels neglected And he's suspected Of makin' whoopee Yeah She sits alone Most every night He doesn't phone He doesn't write He says he's busy But she says "Is he?" He's Makin' whoopee He doesn't make Much money Only Five thousand per Some judge Who thinks He's funny Says "You'll pay six to her" "No way" I say "Now judge suppose I fail?" The judge says "Right Right into jail" Oh, no I'd better keep her I think it's cheaper Than makin' whoopee Than makin' whoopee Then makin' whoopee Then makin' whoopee Then makin' whoopee