Dm9 100210
G9 x23233
Em7 020000
F#dim 2x1211
Dm7 10021x
G7 323003
C9 3x2333
Gdim 3x2322
Fdim 100100
Cma7 332000
C6 x32210
Am7 x02120
D9 x00210
F6 xx3231
E6 022120
[Verse]
Dm9 G9 G7 Em7 F#dim
I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rains;
Dm7 G7 C9 A7
I try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complains.
Gdim Fdim Em7 A7
I guess I'll go thru life just catching colds and missing trains
Dm7 G7 Cma7 A7
Ev'rything happens to me.
[Verse]
Dm9 G9 G7 Em7 F#dim
I never miss a thing I've had the measles and the mumps,
Dm7 G7 C9 A7
And ev'rytime I play an ace, my partner always trumps.
Gdim Fdim Em7 A7
I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps
Dm7 G7 C6
Ev'rything happens to me.
[Bridge]
Gm7 C7/G C7/F# F F6
At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me,
Gm7 C7/G C7/F# F F6
That love would turn the trick to end despair;
F#m7 B7/F# B7/F E E6
But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
Am7 D9 Dm7 G7
I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[Outro]
Dm9 G9 G7 Em7 F#dim
I've telegraphed and phoned, and sent an airmail special, too;
Dm7 G7 C9 A7
Your answer was "Good bye" and there was even postage due.
Gdim Fdim Em7 A7
I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you
Dm7 G7 C Cma7 A7
Ev'rything happens to me,
Dm7 G7 C
Ev'rything happens to me.
