Pop! Six! Squish! Uh, uh! Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh, uh! Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh, uh! Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh, uh! Cicero, Lipschitz! He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh, uh! Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh, uh! Cicero, Lipschitz! You know how people have these little habits That get you down Like Bernie Bernie liked to chew gum No, not chew, pop So I came home this one day and I am really irritated And I'm looking for a bit of sympathy And there's Bernie, layin' on the couch Drinkin' a beer and chewin' No, not chewin', poppin' So, I said to him, I said: You pop that gum one more time And he did So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots Into his head He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have heard it I betcha you would have done the same! I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago And he told me he was single And we hit it off right away So, we started living together He'd go to work, he'd come home I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner And then I found out Single, he told me? Single, my ass Not only was he married Oh, no, he had six wives One of those mormons, you know So that night, when he came home from work I fixed him his drink as usual You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic He had it coming He had it coming He took a flower in it's prime And then he used it And he abused it It was a murder, but not a crime Now, I'm standing in the kitchen Carvin' up the chicken for dinner Minding my own business And in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage You been screwin' the milkman, he says He was crazy And he kept screamin' You been screwin' the milkman And then he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten times If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják Hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet Én meg Lecsaptam a fejét De nem igaz, én ártatlan Vagyok Nem tudom Miért mondja uncle sam, hogy én tettem Probáltam A rendõrségen megmagyarázni De nem értették meg Yeah, but did you do it? Uh, uh, not guilty! My sister Veronica and I had this double act And my husband Charlie traveled around with us Now for the last number in our act, we did this 20 acrobatic tricks in a row One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles Back flips, flip flops, one right after the other So, this one night before the show we were in the hotel Cicero The three of us boozin' And havin' a few laughs And we ran out of ice, so I went out to get some I come back, open the door And there's Veronica and Charlie Doing number seventeen The spread eagle Well, I was in such a state of shock I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing It wasn't until later When I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming all along (they had it coming all along) I didn't do it (she didn't do it) But if I'd done it (but if she done it) How could you tell me that I was wrong? They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming all along (he took a flower in its prime) I didn't do it (and then they used it) But if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was wrong? I loved Al Lipschitz more than I can possibly say He was a real artistic guy Sensitive, a painter But he was always trying to find himself He'd go out every night looking for himself, and on the way He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw himself as alive And I saw him dead The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming all along (they had it coming all along) 'Cause if they used us ('cause if they used us) And they abused us (and they abused us) How could you tell us that we were wrong? He had it coming (he had it coming) He had it coming (he had it coming) He only had himself to blame (he only had himself to blame) If you'd have been there (if you'd have been there) If you'd have seen it (if you'd have seen it) I betcha you would have done the same! You pop that gum one more time Single my ass Ten times! Miert csukott uncle same bortonbe Number seventeen, the spread eagle Artistic differences Pop! Six! Squish! Uh, uh! Cicero, Lipschitz!