Well, I went and saw my doctor today He said: Son, you've been eatin' the unhealthily way You should eat the four food groups And cut back on beer But his words must have mixed up Before they reached my ears 'Cause I'm gettin' serving some fruit In apple martini's And all my dairy comes from cold Bailey's amaynays For meat I like steak And when I'm good and tipsy Six servings of grain comes from Jack Daniel's whiskey Well I've got to say that my prescription works fine 'Cause I've never felt better than I do tonight The only side effect I have to dread is I can't ever remember a damn word that I said I said Six servings of grain comes from Jack Daniel's whiskey