E A B A X 2 (Chorus 1) E A B A E Greg was a goat, an old goat E A B A E Greg was a goat, an old goat (Verse 1) D A He likes to roll in shit, all day D A He likes to eat trash, all night (Chorus 2) E A E E Greg was a goat E A E E Greg was a goat (Verse 2) E A B A E Greg likes to climb, real high E A B A E Wishes he was a pilot, in the sky D A Greg has a full, grown beard D A Tells people he, ain’t skeerd (Repeat Chorus 2) (Verse 3) E A B A E Greg has a big, thick coat E A B A E Wishes he was a pirate, on a boat D A Greg likes to ram, with his head D A Once he ate ten, pounds of bread