D#m D#m D#m D#m (*Phone ringing*) [1st Verse] D#m D#m Hello, hello! Welcome to your first night, B G#m in the place where the pizza is hot D#m and the fun brings light. D#m Now, you saw us on the local news, B G#m What made your thought presume this was the job for you? A# What will you do?! D#m D#m Between 12 AM and the break of dawn, B G#m The toys start to glitch from when they power on. D#m You got your cameras and your flashlight, D#m What more is there to need?! B Just be quick, just be ready G#m 'Cause they're pretty scary! [Pre-Chorus] B C# D#m Just be very, very wary as the night goes on, D#m B I may be there at the beginning but not for long. G#m A#m I pre-recorded messages to keep you alive! A# (I'm not here all night) [Chorus] D#m 'Cause I'm the phone guy! D#m I'm here to take the care and the fear, B G#m Once the time is near, I will not be here. D#m Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Ring, ring!) D#m These are all the rules I bring, B G#m A# There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive. D#m Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Tick tock!) D#m Watch the hours on the clock, B G#m B Time has arisen to be careful of desicions you make. C# D#m I am the phone guy! B C# D#m (x2) Yes, I am, the phone guy! [2nd Verse] D#m Hey, hey! How ya doin'? D#m Now, the first night was fine, B But, there's a deep dark warning G#m D#m for the future up ahead, so divine. D#m Now, you see, the pirate cove is a blare, B G#m A# Just keep an eye on the guy and you'll be prepared. D#m Now, the rest of the bunch, D#m Well, I'm not too sure, B G#m Because the next thing you know, they're outside your door! D#m So, don't forget my simple methods: D#m "Just use your lights" B G#m Before they take your body and they leave you to die! [Pre-Chorus] B C# D#m Be very, very wary that the battery drains, D#m B So, preserve your only tools and your life remains. G#m A#m Keep the light shining bright, for the final night! A# (I'm not here all night) [Chorus] D#m 'Cause I'm the phone guy! D#m I'm here to take the care and the fear, B G#m Once the time is near, I will not be here. D#m Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Ring, ring!) D#m These are all the rules I bring, B G#m A# There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive. D#m Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Tick tock!) D#m Watch the hours on the clock, B G#m B Time has arisen to be careful of desicions you make. C# D#m I am the phone guy! B C# A#m A# Yes, I am, the phone guy! [3rd Verse] D#m Hey there, dude! Glad you're back, D#m the last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack! D#m So, now you're the new guy picking up the job, D#m So, just please understand: This nightmare never stops. D#m So, we build it up from scratch, taking the crap, D#m Taking the stuff that wouldn't work, D#m 'Cause we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berserk. To add suspension, the tension in this attraction, D#m Check the vents for your protection from the broken down hallucinations. D#m D#m In the past they said they stuffed you in a suit, B C# You know, the cover-up story, sounds kinda cute, D#m D#m Just remember now, that everything's gonna be fine, B C# A# Because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind. D#m Now, before I leave, I just remembered: D#m We found a toy! B C# "A freakin' robot with brains"? Oh, what a joy! D#m D#m So, I'll pass you recordings of the original voice, B C# See? He'll never leave you be, so just listen, A# You don't have a CHOICE! [Bridge] B C# Take what you have learned D#m And become the master (Tick tock! Count the clock! 'Cause it's never gonna stop!) B C# Then you'll be safe when I am not around B C# A#m A# D#m (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!) D#m (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!) D#m Yeah, I'm the phone guy! Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!) A# Yeah, I'm the phone guy! [Chorus] D#m 'Cause I'm the phone guy! D#m I'm here to take the care and the fear, B G#m Once the time is near, I will not be here. D#m Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Ring, ring!) D#m These are all the rules I bring, B G#m A# There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive. D#m Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Tick tock!) D#m Watch the hours on the clock, B G#m B Time has arisen to be careful of desicions you make. C# D#m I am the phone guy! B C# A#m A# 'Cause I am the phone guy! (The phone guy!) [Outro] D#m (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!) D#m (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!) D#m Yeah, I'm the phone guy! Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!) A# Yeah, I'm the phone guy! D#m Hello, hello!