E Bm A
Mr. Percy Faith, is your masterpiece complete
E Bm A
I'm in dire need of curing this headache
E Bm A
There are riots in the streets and we're still not on the moon
E Bm A
And I hear that you've been taken from the airwaves
[Interlude]
E Bm A (x2)
[Verse 2]
E Bm A
Joseph Raymond Conniff, I am writing from Seattle
E Bm A
Where they now have put a trademark on the rain
E Bm A
And having just arrived I am staying by the airport
E Bm A
It was tough to find a room at the Hyatt Inn
[Interlude]
E Bm A (x2)
[Verse 3]
E Bm A
Alice in disguises, Bill Close taken hostage
E Bm A
"Dear Loretta, these are my demands"
E Bm A
I'll be selling Arizona to the next potential buyer
E Bm A
Who comes in from the north in search of sand
[Interlude]
E Bm A (x2)
[Verse 4]
E Bm A
Mr. Allan Sherman, I am writing from the future
E Bm A
Where the people never look you in the eye
E Bm A
And there is no need to talk, and the sidewalks they walk for you
E Bm A
I know everything and yet no one at all
