Some resurrection is no conclusion Some poor pretention but no invention In the night they become, just what they want One imitation just like Roger Moore Please tell us what they say They tell us what to do They're only fooling me and you You know what I ain't You know what I ain't I ain't no gigolo aunt You know what I ain't You know what I ain't I ain't no gigolo aunt Ten secret agents, codes and deadly tricks The prince of darkness from the horror flicks The spiders web of intrigue a silent scream of dread Oh where have they gone lost in pity and despair Please tell us what they say They tell us what to do They're only fooling me and you You know what I ain't You know what I ain't I ain't no gigolo aunt You know what I ain't You know what I ain't I ain't no gigolo aunt She stands there on the stair Nobody cares we know he's there She's making coffee for two Who does he fool It's me and you Please tell us what they say They tell us what to do They're only fooling me and you You know what I ain't You know what I ain't I ain't no gigolo aunt