there's shakespeare on the phone again. mentions his days with juliet complains about his fellow romeo and all the trouble that he had so, william, here we are again it's time to clear the scene remember when you failed the other day when you tried to tame katharine love's labour's lost with fancy poems on filthy paper roses stolen in a park cheap potions of romantic vapour you wouldn't even catch a lark there's shakespeare on the phone again. under his leading lady's spell it's me who has to tell you this he can not write it down so well