What an affair That keeps me longing For someone there, for someone new You were so good In doing the wrong thing Now I'll be good in being untrue I've bad my share Of lazy lovers I took the chance, I found my cure Somebow, somewhere You will discover A decent girl named Belle de Jour Glamour, fashion, diamond rings Cars with shiny chrome I rather care for simple things Pure testosterone What an affair That keeps me longing For someone there, for someone new You were so good In doing the wrong thing Now I'll be good in being untrue What an affair What an affair What an outrageously Mundane mad love affair