10 am, and I hit the alarm It's been 5 short hours since I tied one on And on the way to the kitchen for my morning cup I gotta run to the can before my bowels erupt Grab my knees and howl like a dawg I've got a 12 inch long jalapeño log You can keep that Thai, yeah I think I'll pass I ain't got a week to nurse my ass!!! I just want a normal stool! Hey, hey, hey, heinous anus! I've been on the throne all day I can't face the world in any other way Help me out, I wanna be someone who Doesn't start the morning with a molten poo!!! I don't want this screaming hoop!!! Hey, hey, hey, heinous anus!