Welcome boys and to the rock and roll high school Lesson #1 us where to put your tongue Lesson #2 is what you do with your tool And watch the fringe benefits come second to none! Graduates from the old rock and roll high school Pretend they're still rebellious with a video pose The uneducated spew some lame political view And the punks will look like hunks in their endorsement clothes! So hey, let's rock, and put out a little corporate schlock! To play, just get the call, then keep your eye on the friggin' ball 'Cause that's all... that's all! Listen boys and girls to the rock and roll motto It's fun to spend your money, just take it from me And don't cry "foul" for us admitting this cash cow The "revolution" is a capitalist industry! So, hey, let's rock, and talk a little corporate talk! I say, you'll never fall, when your face is pressed against the wall! If what it takes to rock, is to suck a little corporate cock Well, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door! If what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore We're already there! (Mid section) Come on out to the Brüster spend-a-long Buy a T-shirt and it'll make you feel like you're part of an elite clique While directly paying for our advertising! Hey hey! We passed, now everyone can kiss our ass!!! And we'll appeal to a need Where one never used to be 'Cause what it takes to rock is to suck some corporate cock So, hey everybody, we'll be the girls next door! And what it takes to score, is to be a corporate whore So, hey Borivoj, we'll be the girls next door! So, hey Monte Conner, we'll be the girls next door! So, hey Pepsi-Cola, we'll be the girls next door! So, hey Cliff Cultreri, we'll be the girls next door!!!