[saa, temeera kakugo shagaree
kono BEJIITA-sama ga tabburi to
ryouri shite yaruze!!]

mazu wa [KYABETSU] da, mijin kiri
koppamijin ni shite yaruze!!
(zakkuri zakkuri zakkuzaku)
tsugi wa kisama da [ninjin] YAROU!
ningen mite ena sono namae
mattaku fuzaketa YAROU daze
kisama no kumi nya HEDO ga deru!!
fuhahahahahahaha fuhahahahahahaha
daga sore mo, ima no ORE ni wa tsuuyou shinee!
saaa, yukkuri to kawa o haide
BAKIBAKI ni kizande yaruze!!
(BAKI BAKI BAKKIBAKI)

oo, tsugi wa [BUTA niku] daa!
ii TSUYA shiteru jya nee ka
shinsen na YAROU o miru to
mune ga taka nattekya garuze!
saa PAWAA o shuuchuu sase
200g ichiki koma kiri daa!
(ZUTA ZUTA ZUTTATA ZUTTATTATTA)
youshi, kokorade [yama IMO] ni chousen da!
DEKOBOKO shiyagatte
bake no kawa hinmuite yaruze!

(TSURU TSURU TSURU TSURU NEBA NEBA NEBA NEBA)
namaiki na YAROU daze!
(SURI SURI SURI SURI DORO DORO DORO DORO)
tegozurase yagaru ze!

subette mo kayukute mo
koko de makecha nara nee
saigo made SURI orose ORE no MENTSU ni kakete!

HAAHAAHAAHAA HAAHAAHAAHAA
saa, nokori no YAROU domo
ichi moudajin ni shite yaruze!!

[komugi ko] ni [mizu] o bukkake!
[ten KASU] to [tamago] mo buchi komi!
[kizami SHOUGA] mo iretara
hikkaki mawashite yaree!!
[MAZE MAZE MAZE]

sakki no YAROU domo mo GUCHAGUCHA ni
MECHAKUCHA ni maze aseru
ato wa teppan no ue de jikkuri yaki agete yaru dake sa
(JYUUJYUUJYUU)
[SOUSU] ni [aonori] [okaka] de todomeda!
douda, maittaka!!
fuhahahahahahaha fuhahahahahahaha
[okonomiyaki BATORU mo
saa, kuchi o ookiku agete
kore de itadakidaze!!!]

OUTO ike nee,
[MAYONEEZU] mo wasurenjya nee ze!