G How does it feel to be a loser B7 How does it feel to be a hack Am7 A lovesick self-abuser D But now I'll never be back G How does it feel to be rejected B7 The way I was so many nights Am7 Pretending not to hear me whisper D I love you's by your side [Chorus] G Boy, I really miss you I miss you so much B7 But I know you're never gonna miss me Am7 So I flew across the world and fucked around with some Brit D Just to have this epiphany [Verse 2] G How does it feel to be a has-been B7 When you were once a rock star Am7 How does it feel to be sober D When everyone's having fun drunk at the bar G How does it feel to be an old man B7 Lines running down your face Am7 No matter how many miles you run D You'll never get back in shape [Chorus] G Boy, I really miss you I miss you so much B7 But I know you're never gonna miss me Am7 So I flew across the world and fucked around with some Brit D Just to have this epiphany [Verse 3] G How does it feel to have a small dick B7 Cause by now I've seen others Am7 I got a tall, dark millionaire man D With smart skills under the covers G How does it feel to be jealous B7 Disqualified from the race Am7 I know in just a few years D You'll be the one back on the chase [Instrumental] G B7 Am7 D x2 [Bridge] G How does it feel to be a loser B7 How does it feel to be a hack Am7 How does it feel to be rejected D How does it feel to be a has-been G How does it feel to be sober B7 How does it feel to be an old man Am7 How does it feel to have a small dick D How does it feel to be jealous [Outro] G How does it feel to be a loser B7 How does it feel to be a hack Am7 A lovesick, self-abuser D But now I'll never be back