[Primeira Parte]

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Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
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Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
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And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
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I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
                    Cm
But when murdering females
             Gm                       Cm
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
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Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
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If you get scratched because your DNA'll
       Gm
Be all up under her fingernails
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Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
            Cm
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
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Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
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Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
Gm                   Cm
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
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Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
Gm
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs"
Cm           Gm
    Chop her up, put her body parts
             Cm                         Gm
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there

[Refrão]

    Cm              Eb
But hey man, I was framed
Gm                 Cm
I know what this looks like, officers
                     Gm
Please just give me one minute
Cm              Eb
I think I can explain
Gm
I ain't murdered nobody
Cm                         Gm
I know these words are so nutty
                  Cm      Eb
But I'm just here to entertain
Gm
How come your shirt is so bloody?
Cm                           Gm
There's a missing person, so what? He's
               Cm      Eb
Got nothin' to do with me
Gm                 Cm       Eb   Gm
I'm almost certain I was framed

[Segunda Parte]

         Cm                        Gm
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
               Cm                           Gm
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
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Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
                  Cm
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
          Cm                      Gm
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
          Cm                             Gm
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me

Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde

Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
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Second murder with no recollection of it
                     Cm                     Gm
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
               Cm
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
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Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
            Cm                               Gm
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
                 Cm
'Cause the disassembled body
               Gm                                Cm
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
                Gm
I'm wanted for questioning
                 Cm                       Gm
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me

[Refrão]

    Cm              Eb
But hey man, I was framed
Gm                 Cm
I know what this looks like, officers
                     Gm
Please just give me one minute
Cm              Eb
I think I can explain
Gm
I ain't murdered nobody
Cm                         Gm
I know these words are so nutty
                  Cm      Eb
But I'm just here to entertain
Gm
How come your shirt is so bloody?
Cm                           Gm
There's a missing person, so what? He's
               Cm      Eb
Got nothin' to do with me
Gm                 Cm       Eb   Gm
I'm almost certain I was framed

[Terceira Parte]

       Cm
Still on the loose, they
               Gm
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
Cm                            Gm
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
Cm                    Gm
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
Cm                             Gm
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
         Cm
Just escaped from the state pen
     Gm
For eight women who hate men
                    Cm
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
         Gm
When I break in your basement
             Cm               Gm
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
            Cm                             Gm
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
         Cm                  Gm
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
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Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
Cm                  Gm
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
Cm                   Gm
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window
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   But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
Gm
In a verse and be charged with first degree
Cm                           Gm
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
           Cm
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
No, officer, you see 

[Refrão]

    Cm              Eb
But hey man, I was framed
Gm                 Cm
I know what this looks like, officers
                     Gm
Please just give me one minute
Cm              Eb
I think I can explain
Gm
I ain't murdered nobody
Cm                         Gm
I know these words are so nutty
                  Cm      Eb
But I'm just here to entertain
Gm
How come your shirt is so bloody?
Cm                           Gm
There's a missing person, so what? He's
               Cm      Eb
Got nothin' to do with me

( Gm  Cm  Eb  Gm )

 Cm
I'm almost certain I was framed