Intro
Am F C G G
=== Verse 1 ===
Am F C G
Candlelight and moonlight all around us, I look into your eyes.
Am F C G
You hold my hand underneath the table and I can't disguise
Am F C G
the way I feel. I could've wished a thousand wishes for this night;
Am F C G
I can't believe that it's finally me and you and you and me, just us.
=== Chorus 1 ===
C G C G
And your friend Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo
Am F C G G
Leave! What's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey. How's it going?
=== Verse 2 ===
Am F C G
You took me out for waffles and to the movies, I was hoping for romance.
Am F C G
You even took me to the Mexican Circus, I thought there was a chance
Am F C G Am
we'd be alone. I could've wished a thousand wishes for Steve to disappear.
F C G C
What the fuck's your fucking problem? Why's he always here?
=== Chorus 2 ===
G C G
Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo
Am F C G G
Go away! What's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey. How's it going?
=== Bridge ===
Am G C F
It's not that I don't like your friend. But how many hours with him can you spend?
Am G C C
And it's not that I don't think he's great but it's only you.
G G F F C C
Only you. I wanna fellate.
=== Verse 3 ===
Am F C G
Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be and that would be alright.
Am F C G Am
But let a bitch know just what your steez is so I know if I should shave tonight.
F C G Am
I could've wished a thousand wishes 'cause I like to be with you.
F C G
But if it's always me and you and your friend Steve there's nothing I can...
=== Chorus 3 ===
C G C G
Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo
Am F C
Seriously, what's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey. How's it--
Kate: You know, actually, I don't even care how he's doing.
Riki: Me neither.
C
Steve.
