Intro: D D G D Why do you sit there so strange? D G A7 Is it because you are beautiful? D G D Bm You must think you are deranged D G D Bm G D A7 D Why do police guys beat on peace guys? D A7 D A7 D G D You must think Santa Claus weird D G A7 He has long hair and a beard D G D Bm Giving his presents for free D G D Bm G D A7 D Why do police guys mess with peace guys? Bdim7 E7 A7 Let's get Santa Claus 'cause; D Santa Clause has a red suit,he's a communist D A7 And a beard, and long hair, must be a pacifist Bm Bm/A E7/G# A7 What's in the pipe that he's smoking? D Mister Claus sneaks in your house at night D A7 He must be a dope fiend to put you uptight D G D Bm G D A7 D Why do police guys beat on peace guys