G C G You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me G D7 G You didn't even leave a towel so I could dry my face G C G You didn't even leave a plate for me to eat on G D7 G But you left all my empty beer cans all over the place G C G You didn't leave my precious black and white TV set G D7 G You took the Jimi Hendrix poster that was on my door G C G You left with my very best friend - our dog Smokey G D7 G G7 But I found all the unpaid bills on the kitchen floor C G And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush G C D7 And where in the hell did you happen to spend last night G C G You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me G D7 G And you didn't even tell me they was turning out the lights G C G You didn't leave my little five dollar alarm clock G D7 G You didn't even leave a note I guess it's all been said G C G You didn't even leave the cushions for the sofa G D7 G G7 And now that I'm used to the couch you left the bed C G And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush G C D7 And where in the hell have you been for the last three days G C G You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me G D7 G And you didn't stick around to see the teardrops on my face