[Ryan & ensemble] Hey oh, play ball Hey, hey, oh Hey batter, batter Hey batter, batter swing [Chad] I've go to just do my thing [Ryan & ensemblemble] Hey batter, batter Hey batter, batter swing [Chad] Yeah [Ryan] I'll show you that it's one and the same Baseball, dancing, same game It's easy Step up to the place, start swingin' [Chad] I wanna play ball now, and that's all This is what I do It ain't no dance that you can show me, yeah [Ryan] You'll never know [Chad] Oh, I know [Ryan] If you never try [Chad] There's just one little thing That stops me every time, yeah Come on [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] I know you can [Chad] Not a chance, no [Ryan] If I could do this, well, you could do that [Chad] But I don't dance [Ryan] Hit it out of the park [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] I say you can [Chad] There's not a chance, no [Ryan & ensemble] Slide home, you score, swingin' on the dance floor [Chad] I don't dance, no Hey batter, batter Hey batter, batter swing [Chad] I've go to just do my thing [Ryan & ensemble] Hey batter, batter Hey batter, batter swing [Chad] Yeah, yeah, yeah [Ryan] Two-steppin, now you're up to bat Bases loaded, do your dance It's easy Take your best shot, just hit it [Chad] I've got what it takes, playin' my game So you better spin that pitch You're gonna throw me, yeah I'll show you how I swing [Ryan] You'll never know [Chad] Oh, I know [Ryan] If you never try [Chad] There's just one little thing That stops me every time, yeah Come on [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] I know you can [Chad] Not a chance, no [Ryan] If I could do this, well, you could do that [Chad] But I don't dance [Ryan] Hit it out of the park [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] I say you can [Chad] Not a chance, oh no [Ryan & ensemble] Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor [Chad] I don't dance, no [Ryan] Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance Swing it out, spin around, do the dance [Chad] I wanna play ball, not dance hall I'm makin a triple, not a curtain call [Ryan] I can prove it to you til' you know it's true 'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too [Chad] You're talkin a lot, show me what you got Stop swing [Ryan] Hey Come on, swing it like this Oh, swing Jitterbug, just like that [Ryan] That's what I mean, that's how you swing [Chad] You make a good pitch but I don't belive [Ryan] I say you can [Chad] I know I can't I don't dance [Ryan] You can do it [Chad] I don't dance, no [Ryan & ensemble] Nothing to it, atta boy, atta boy, yeah [Chad] Hey batter, batter Hey batter, bater what? [Ryan] One, two, three, four, everybody swing Come on [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] I know you can [Chad] Not a chance, no, no [Ryan] If I could do this, well, you could do that [Chad] But I don't dance [Ryan] Hit it out of the park [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] I say you can [Chad] There's not a chance, oh [Ryan] If I could do this, well, you could do that [Chad] But I don't dance [Ryan] Hit it out of the park [Chad] I don't dance [Ryan] I say you can [Chad] There's not a chance, oh [Ryan] If I could do this, well, you could do that [Chad] But I don't dance [Ryan] Hit it out of the park [Chad] But I don't dance [Ryan] I say you can [Chad] There's not a chance, oh [Ryan & ensemble] Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor [Chad] I don't dance, no No