She said She said: You're like Jason Biggs, in all the Jason Biggs movies She said Hey! She said: You're like the weird guy, in all the movies Who turns into the hero at the end and gets the girl And I was like: Shut your mouth But I'm gonna take over The world As soon as everybody dies I'm gonna take over your heart As soon as I get the balls to try I'ma re-arrange the alphabet And then take you and I And put a bit of space between 'em And hope that nobody cries I'ma run around this city, wondering why shit is like this I'ma be a nice guy Might fuck around and make a difference I'ma hope for the best, but prepare for the worst They're gonna focus on their hooks And then say: Fuck it to the verse Like, goddamn, but look at me Then look at them Now look at me How's it going? My name's Frank Wassup? Today, we're looking into what really fucking matters Gucci bags, money bands, trap beats, and sarcasm I hope that you don't fall into their schemes and what they say When you look them in their eyes, that they don't choose to look away 'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with Unless you're a fucking asshole And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass: Go Your life isn't fair Life is like a fair That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair And big tits and small waists Let's cut-paste the same face The same smile The same type That's been stuck here for a while I hope that you don't fall into my schemes or what I say When you look me in the eye, I'll look you dead into the face 'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with Unless you're a fucking asshole And expect two-hundred dollars every time that you pass: Go Your life isn't fair Life is like a fair That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair And big tits and small waists Let's cut-paste the same face The same smile The same type That's been stuck here for a while Yeah, I ain't shit I ain't shit I ain't shit I ain't shit I ain't shit Compared to them, right? I ain't shit I ain't shit I ain't shit I ain't shit I ain't shit Yo My friends say that I have poor face structure I said: You look like Alien versus Fuckin' Predator Both of 'em 'Cause right before the movie starts, there's a weird type of scene That's awfully sensual with rose petals and Marvin Gaye sings I think people would watch that Probably on pay-per-view On a Tuesday night, like, what else is there to do? Like, a lot of things Fuckin' read a book, I guess? Like 50 Shades of Gray, except Alien and Predator making the schtukkus That's great fan fiction for a great man missin' The spice of life The price is right for species all alike Like this, the night was young and I could feel it on my lips It's the taste of Predator's wit (Oh no) Yeah And I know you want a piece of this wit And I know she wants a piece of this wit (No!) And I know she wants a piece of this wit My wit My wit, my wit She wants a piece of this Thank you, for listening to the record I appreciate it more than you could ever fucking understand I, uhm, worked so hard on it, and lost my mind due to the music business The music business is quite the business But, I decided that I don't wanna be a part of it anymore So I, this is all me and no one's gonna fuckin' tell me how to write a song, you know? And, the way I listen to music is, fucking, like, medicine, dude It makes me feel better about my life, and, uh, my dream is to do that for other people And, uh, and, you know, travel the world doing that, and, helping people Like so many people helped me And, uh, thank you for letting me try to do that to you Mmkay, alright bye