1, 2, 3, and 4 She fluffs her hair She hits the floor Spandex pants Wide pink belt She's got the 80's metal down I don't get why anyone Would want to repeat this more than once And I I'm just stupefied And she's heading for the disco I think I'll keep my distance Airhead on the run Suburban fun 5, 6, 7, 8 She wished Bret Michaels was her date Trying so hard to be old school But goddamn Poison was never cool I don't get why anyone would wanna dress up as an 80's whore She goes na na na na na na na And I I'm just stupefied Disco She's heading for the disco