I will never get to touch you so I wrote this song instead
Thinking about you lying in bed, it's gonna get inside your head
And it's the best that I can do, this is the closest I could get
So let it penetrate your consciousness
Oh oh oh oh yes

Turn it up, turn me on, I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong
I know it's just a song

And every time you play it I will perform the best I can
Press repeat and there I am, and there I am, always glad to be your man
And this way, oh well there won't be any mess
As I assure you that there would be in the flesh
This is my very, very best

Turn it up, turn me on, I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong
'Cause I know it's just a song

Always eager, always ready, always in tune and always prime
And I'm always there for you, I'm always on time
Unlike in real life

Turn it up, turn me on, I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong
No, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong 'cause I know
It's just a fucking song