D
'Bout a handsome little fox
D
Let me sing you folks a yarn
A
Hey, diddle-dee, duddle-da
D
Doddle-do, doodle-dum
[Verse 2]
D
'Twas a splendid little fella
D
Full of wit and grace and charm
A
Saaaaaay zippy-zee, zappy-za
D
Yappy-yo, goggle-gum
G7
Well, like any little critter needing
D
Vittles for his little-uns
G7
Well, he stole and he cheated
D A N.C.
And he lied just to survive...
[Chorus]
D
With a doodle-dum, diddle-da
D
Duddle-diddle-doodle-dum
D
With a doodle-dum, diddle-da
D
Duddle-diddle-doodle-dum
D
With a zippy-zo, zippy-zay
D
Zippy-zappy-zoopy-zee
D
With a zippy-zo, zippy-zay
D
Zippy-zappy-zoopy-zee
A
Oh, doo-dah, doo-dah, day!
[Verse 5]
D
Let me take a little tick now
D
To color in the scene
D
'Cross the valley lived 3 yokels
D
Name of Boggis, Bunce and Bean
G7
Now these 3 crazy jackies
G7
Had our hero on the run
D
Shot the tail off the cuss
D
With a fox-shooting gun
G7
But that stylish little fox
G7
Was clever as a whip
D
Dug as quick as a gopher
A
That was hyperack-a-tayve
*do cool hand/arm movements*
[Verse 6]
D
Now those 3 farmers sit
D
'Twhere there's a hole 'twas once a hill
A
Singing diddle-dee, duddle-da
D
Doddle-do, doodle-dum
G7
And as far as I can reckon
D
They're sitting up there still
A N.C.
Singing zippy-zee, zappy-za, yoppy-yo...
N.C.
*stop playing at the end of this*
N.C.
[BEAN] What are you singing, Petey?
N.C.
[PETEY] Just, just making it up as I went along, really.
N.C.
[BEAN] That's just weak songwriting! You wrote a bad song, Petey!
*get cigarette flicked at you*
