Chances are If you hear this song You like your music loud And your whiskey strong Cause everybody In this honky tonk Has had a hard day Chances are If you're here tonight You wanna forget about Your 9 to 5 Tie one on And let it fly And that's okay And even if It's just tonight We'll help you Leave it all behind Yeah We'll take you down To sweet home Alabama And out To hotel California Show you The bluest skies in Texas And the green Green grass of home If you buy us a round We won't turn it down Come on people Give a hand To the boys in the band This song Is like a crazy train Or a wild ride On a horse with no name Take you To another time or place Or feeling Like the first time You fell in love Of the last time You got too drunk And ended up In the back of your truck Just a singing Even if it's just tonight We'll help you Leave it all behind Yeah You'll meet an angel From Montgomery Battle devil down In Georgia By the time We get to Phoenix You'll be Rocky mountain high If you buy us a round We won't turn it down Come on people Give a hand To the boys in the band If you buy us a round We won't turn it down Come on people Give a hand To the boys in the band I'll give a hand To the boys in the band Come on and give us a hand