Sgt. Major

Intro:  A

A                                A
Wake up major and stitch on your 
 A   G#m G#m
hat
    F#m
You fell out of bed, and then you 
landed in the cache
   D                      A
So what's in your diary today?
A                                 
Call on your main man, what can he
          A A   G#m G#m
 do for you?
F#m
Hang out with stupid, so you can 
tell him what to do
D                   A
Major, this is your day

C#       D        A         E  
Living alone in a jar never 
           D
gets you very far

       A                        C#
He can read your mind, make you feel
 alright
     D     A              E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
   A                          
He knows What you are, one day 
C#
you'll be a star
    D     A              E
Sgt Major knows what you want

 A                                 
Take out your paper and throw it 
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all away
F#m
Everything is useless ain't got a 
lot to say
D                  A
Major this is your way
    A                         
The major is drowning cause he 
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opened his mouth
   F#m
He starts to explain it, but 
nothing's coming out
D                  A
Major what can you say?

  C#            D            A
I hope that you like who you are
      C#      D         A         
Cause livin' alone in a jar never 
E             D
gets you very far

       A                        C#
He can read your mind, make you feel
 alright
     D     A              E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
   A                          
He knows What you are, one day 
C#
you'll be a star
    D     A              E
Sgt Major knows what you want

  F#m                      B
I know you think that you made it
  F#m                    B
I know what I meant to say
F#m                        B
While you looked in the mirror
               D
I was getting away
For you there is there is nothing to
 say

       A                        C#
He can read your mind, make you feel
 alright
     D     A              E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
   A                          
He knows What you are, one day 
C#
you'll be a star
    D     A              E
Sgt Major knows what you want

D         A            E        
                        Whoo 
    E
whooo
D         A            E        
                        Whoo 
    E
whooo
D         A            E        
                        Whoo 
    E
whooo

D         A            E  (hold)