To Creed's "Arms Wide Open" Well I opened my gift today, To see which ones I can exchange So I call K-Mart and begin to say Tell the store I'm on my way Are you still open? It's just past midnight Wanted a TV dish, not a singing fish Please be open To David Gray's "Babylon" Friday night the office threw a Christmas party, They invited me I started eating rum balls, It was the only food I had that night to eat Chugged egg nog, Xeroxed my ass, peed on the couch Kissed the boss's wife, threw up on myself, and got thrown out Party on Got my Christmas party on To U2's "Beautiful Day" I got cookies out, Hung stockings by the tree Left the front door open, 'Cause I don't have a chimney I can't get to sleep Drank hot milk, Need something stronger To calm me down, I can't wait much longer Christmas Day I hope I get Playstation Give me Pokemon and other things Flood me with compact discs and diamond rings Christmas day Santa's on his was Christmas day Here's what I say Christmas day And I love Tina Fey Christmas day Toys are on it's way