half-way ashtray rock
spray painted on a cliff
i hate Clayton Park
i want a giant spit
i wanna leave my mark out in the wilderness
i need to take a piss

drunk teenagers!
let's start a fight
out getting wasted on a Saturday night
drunk teenagers!
you can pick your poison
the city, or the country, we just wanna make some noise
oh yeah!

i don't wanna get no sicker
i just wanna get real gone
i know we can fine some liquor
at the Bayers Road shopping mall
Day-boy says he knows a dude
they call him Johnny-hook-me-up
i know he can hook us up

drunk teenagers!
let's start a fight
out getting hammered on a Saturday night
drunk teenagers!
you can pick your poison
the city, or the country, we just wanna make some noise
oh yeah!

imagine if that lake was beer
imagine if that rock was hash
some supernatural science crash
yeah, yeah, yeah

drunk teenagers!
let's start a fight
out getting plastered on a saturday night
drunk teenagers!
you can pick your poison
the city, or the country, we just wanna make some noise
oh yeah!